Hamilton, NewZealand is not in North America.

Hamilton is the largest city in the Waikato province. Waikato is a province well suited to dairy farming. Because of that, it also gets very passionate about its rugby team, which continually fails to win anything more than the wooden spoon for last place.

The Waikato River runs through Hamilton, neatly carving it into an EastSide and a WestSide.

Hamilton is currently undergoing yet another stupid money wasting campaign to "rebrand" it. "Hamilton - it was a city of two halves, but munters were the winner on the day."

Also known as Hamiltron: City of the Future.