Penguin

Something which is sadly declining in the modern world.

To have a clue implies that you will apply common sense to a problem, or at least RTFM, before saying or doing something stupid. Having a clue instantly disqualifies you from being a MarkeTroid.

(I disagree: is a technician turned salesperson necessarily a marketroid? They can have Clue... -- CraigBox)

Also a 1970's movie, based around the board game of the same name.