A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.

And so you reach for the most GNU/Linux on one floppy disk!
(and yes, that was the original haiku on the page...)

A single floppy Linux distribution with rescue and recovery-related tools

Now comes in CD flavour as well

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