A brand of Caffeine pills. As it says on the box, NotToBeUsedAsASubstituteForSleep.
The box is lying outright, they work perfectly well as a substitute for sleep over periods of up to a week, possibly longer.

These sound magical! Where can I get these wonderful SmallWhitePills?

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