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5 PerryLorier 1 Isomer knows his ABC's:
4 AristotlePagaltzis 2 <verbatim>
3 <Isomer> a is for awk, which runs like a snail
4 <Isomer> b is for biff, which reads all your mail
5 <Isomer> c is for cc, as hackers recall
6 <Isomer> d is for dd, the command that does all
7 <Isomer> e is for emacs, which rebinds your keys
8 <Isomer> f is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees
9 <Isomer> g is for grep, a clever detective
10 <Isomer> h is for halt, which might seem defective
11 <Isomer> i is for indent, which rarely amuses
12 <Isomer> j is for join, which nobody uses
13 <Isomer> k is for kill, which makes you the boss
14 <Isomer> l is for lex which is missing from dos
15 <Isomer> m is for more, from which less was begot
16 <Isomer> n is for nice which really is not
17 <Isomer> o is for od which output things nice
18 <Isomer> p is for passwd that outputs things twice
19 <Isomer> Q Is FoR QuoTa Of BerKleY typE FaBle
20 <Isomer> R is for Ranlib which sorts ar table
21 <Isomer> s is for spell which likes to belittle
22 <Isomer> t is for true which does very little
23 <Isomer> u is for uniq which comes after sort
24 <Isomer> v is for vi, which is hard to abort
25 <Isomer> w is for whoami which tells you your name
26 <Isomer> x is well X, of dubious fame
27 <Isomer> y is for yes which makes an impression
28 <Isomer> z is for zcat which reverses compression
29 <Isomer> :)
30 </verbatim>
2 DanielLawson 31
4 AristotlePagaltzis 32 He admitted this too: <tt>no I'm not ''(copypasting, ed.)'', I know it off by heart :P</tt>
2 DanielLawson 33
4 AristotlePagaltzis 34 He did have one mistake, which he corrected later.
2 DanielLawson 35
3 AristotlePagaltzis 36 ----
37 Part of CategoryFunny