Penguin
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Top-posting is an activity reviled by many on USENET. Sometimes responses to this can be quite heated. However, such anger simply invites retaliation in kind, which leads us nowhere.

Therefore, let me suggest an alternative approach: humour. Specifically, barbed satire in reply to a top-poster's posting, taking old jokes that have often been targeted (unfairly) against various ethnic groups, or (more legitimately) against various professions or other activities, and putting them to a better use. An example illustrates the basic form:

A: Skid-marks in front of the hedgehog.
Q: What's the difference between a dead hedgehog on the road, and a dead top-poster on the road?

This takes the form of a riddle, with the answer placed before the question, reflecting the backward nature of a top-poster's writing.

Some more examples:

A: Not enough sand.
Q: What do you have when a top-poster is buried up to his neck in sand?

A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between a top-poster and a trampoline?

A: Both have about a 1-in-3-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: What do a top-poster and a sperm have in common?

A good source of jokes that can be repurposed for this use is lawyer riddles. No doubt there are others.