StephenHeise? drives a very large car.

He believes that some members of the WLUG need to give their PersonalHygiene some attention.

Perhaps he should have introduced himself at the LUG meeting he based his assumption on...

Some WLUG members are concerned that StephenHeise? just likes to picture wlug members all soapy in the shower. These concerns are unfounded however. StephenHeise? wishes that WLUG members would get all soapy in the shower every now and again, but he does not wish to picture WLUG members getting all soapy in the shower. Picturing WLUG members getting all soapy in the shower does, in fact, make him feel violently ill...

There's a consensus that said Mr. Heise should spend some of his wiki'ing time talking about Linux, instead of politicians and showering, but this is not really possible as he actually knows very little about Linux other than he likes it. Mr. Heise is a LinuxNewbie and this is why he has become interested in WLUG. He does, however, plan to become a LinuxExpert, but this takes time, patients (as opposed to patience) and information.