DanielLawson frequently hands out unlabled SmallWhitePills which he claim are NoDoze. Daniel has given up on V, and since JoltCola is difficult to obtain in NewZealand, he perfers pure caffiene. If anyone can source caffiene in a IV drip form, please contact DanielLawson urgently.

Um. Do be careful Daniel. You know that caffine ceases to have any further effect after a certain dose? It just makes you feel little sicker after that point. And lots of caffine is not good for your heart (which is the reason you don't give chocolate to dogs - though they do handle caffine far worse than humans). You must beware of the EvilMonkeys.

Dogs don't handle caffeine worse than people, they just weigh less so it has a greater effect. Same for Children.