Kind little men who live in our server cabinet, and have root access to all our machines. They come out and do dist-ugprades and work as a team to recover from root exploits. They monitor our mailing list discussion and do things that need getting done. They are self-sufficient and apparently like V, and live on Dominoes pizza ordered over the Internet. I suspect they have a system of tunnels underneath the datacenter. They do not require thanks but do the work out of enjoyment and because they are good at it. Nonetheless the WLUGCommitee is glad they exist, and would be happy to buy them Pizza and V once a year. Maybe on SysadminDay.

We are glad we don't have any EvilServerGnomes.