MySQL is supposedly an SQL DataBase management system (RDBMS).

Some also say it is devil spawn or a horrible piece of badly written software. It's very fast at low loads because it's hardly more than a glorified flat file database with an SQL interface, but that comes at the expense of any feature anyone would find useful (TransAction?s, as one example). It sucks at large joins and has trouble handling tables with a few million rows in them.

Loud jarring chord!

The door flies open and BillGates of Microsoft enters, flanked by two junior cardinals. Steve Ballmer has goggles pushed over his forehead. Sam Palmisano (IBM) is just an idiot.

GATES: Nobody expects the InfoWorld Article! The chief thing missing from MySQL is subselects...subselects and views...views and subselects.... The two things missing are views and subselects...and triggers.... The three things missing are views, subselects and triggers...and an almost fanatical devotion to row-level transactions.... The four... no... Amongst the things missing from MySQL ...are such elements as views, subselects.... I'll come in again.

Exit and exeunt

If you want a relational DataBase, use PostgreSQL. You'll love yourself forever if you do. See PostgresVsMysql.

When should I use MySQL?

When your primary concern is the speed of simple SELECT queries for few concurrent users. Even then PostgreSQL is getting much quicker at these.

When should I not use MySQL?

When you think "It's only going to ever be a small web site...", and there's a chance it could grow into a big one. If at any point you think you might need to change to something else, start with that other system instead.

How can I lessen the impact of having to switch later on?

Use PearDB in your PHP scripts.

WARNING

• DO NOT USE MYSQL'S RAND() FUNCTION, IT CAUSES YOUR DATABASE TO DISAPPEAR
• DO NOT LET MYSQL'S PARTITION FULL UP, IT CAUSES YOUR DATABASE TO CORRUPT
• DO NOT USE MYSQL UNDER LOAD, IT CAUSES YOUR DATABASE TO CORRUPT
• DON'T LOOK AT THE MYSQL SERVER IN THE WRONG TONE OF VOICE, IT CAUSES YOUR DATABASE TO CORRUPT