A distribution of Linux especially designed for running Windows applications (using Wine). Automatically logs in as root, without a login screen, but that is what Windows users are used to.

I ate your Web page.
Forgive me; it was tasty
And tart on my tongue

'Finally, a distribution that brings everything I hated about Windows 98 to Linux! Wow, it even logs you in as root so you can be screwed by viruses and Trojans!' SimonCrosby

Also note their complete disreguard for licensing conditions and the very spirit of free/opensource software!