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%%% The unit of measure of Jesus.  For example, [Jesus Christ|WikiPedia:Jesus], Our Lord and Saviour, obviously scores a Jesosity of 1. TonyVoyle alternates between 0.6 when shaven and 0.8 with a beard.  To reach 0.9 you probably need to start performing miracles of some sort.

Sightings of Jesus (in rising order):

[http://www.pointless.co.nz/albums/elect05/img_1400.thumb.jpg] [http://sam.meta.net.nz/gallery/d/821-2/img_0723.jpg]
[http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/febxmas07/IMG_3389.thumb.jpg] [http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/2007-07-07/IMG_0376.thumb.jpg]
[http://sam.meta.net.nz/gallery/d/9585-2/107_JPG.jpg]
[http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/contiki-day-6/IMG_0061.thumb.jpg]

(Astute viewers will notice more beard in #5 than #4, but rest assured, [Jesus is fucking metal.|http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04])

Note: while Jesosity is the correct nomenclature for Jesuses; the unit of measure of Elvis is Elvisness.  Uh-huh.

One page links to Jesosity:

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Last edited on Monday, September 10, 2007 4:18:44 pm by AristotlePagaltzis

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