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2 CraigBox 1 %%% The unit of measure of Jesus. For example, [Jesus Christ|WikiPedia:Jesus], Our Lord and Saviour, obviously scores a Jesosity of 1. TonyVoyle alternates between 0.6 when shaven and 0.8 with a beard. To reach 0.9 you probably need to start performing miracles of some sort.
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2 CraigBox 3 Sightings of Jesus (in rising order):
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4 CraigBox 5 [http://www.pointless.co.nz/albums/elect05/img_1400.thumb.jpg] [http://sam.meta.net.nz/gallery/d/821-2/img_0723.jpg]
5 CraigBox 6 [http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/febxmas07/IMG_3389.thumb.jpg] [http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/2007-07-07/IMG_0376.thumb.jpg]
4 CraigBox 7 [http://sam.meta.net.nz/gallery/d/9585-2/107_JPG.jpg]
3 CraigBox 8 [http://gallery.dubculture.co.nz/albums/contiki-day-6/IMG_0061.thumb.jpg]
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7 AristotlePagaltzis 10 (Astute viewers will notice more beard in #5 than #4, but rest assured, [Jesus is fucking metal.|http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/04])
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12 Note: while Jesosity is the correct nomenclature for Jesuses; the unit of measure of Elvis is Elvisness. Uh-huh.