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Isomer? sings
15:37 <@IsoosI> a is for awk, which runs like a snail 15:37 <@IsoosI> b is for biff, which reads all your mail 15:38 <@IsoosI> c is for cc, as hackers recall 15:38 <@IsoosI> d is for dd, the command that does all 15:38 <@IsoosI> e is for emacs, which rebinds your keys 15:38 <@IsoosI> f is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees 15:38 <@IsoosI> g is for grep, a clever detective 15:38 <@IsoosI> h is for halt, which might seem defective 15:38 <@IsoosI> i is for indent, which rarely amuses 15:39 <@IsoosI> j is for join, which nobody uses 15:39 <@IsoosI> k is for kill, which makes you the boss 15:39 <@IsoosI> l is for lex which is missing from dos 15:39 <@IsoosI> m is for more, from which less was begot 15:39 <@IsoosI> n is for nice which really is not 15:39 <@IsoosI> o is for od which output things nice 15:39 <@IsoosI> p is for passwd that outputs things twice 15:40 <@IsoosI> Q Is !FoR !QuoTa? Of !BerKleY typE !FaBle? 15:40 <@IsoosI> R is for Ranlib which sorts ar table 15:40 <@IsoosI> s is for spell which likes to belittle 15:40 <@IsoosI> t is for true which does very little 15:40 <@IsoosI> u is for uniq which comes after sort 15:40 <@IsoosI> v is for vi, which is hard to abort 15:41 <@IsoosI> w is for whoami which tells you your name 15:41 <@IsoosI> x is well X, of dubious fame 15:41 <@IsoosI> y is for yes which makes an impression 15:41 <@IsoosI> z is for zcat which reverses compression 15:41 <@IsoosI> :)

Isomer? admitted this too: "no I'm not (copypasting, ed.), I know it off by heart :P". He did have one mistake, which he corrected later.

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