15:37 <@IsoosI> a is for awk, which runs like a snail
15:37 <@IsoosI> b is for biff, which reads all your mail
15:38 <@IsoosI> c is for cc, as hackers recall
15:38 <@IsoosI> d is for dd, the command that does all
15:38 <@IsoosI> e is for emacs, which rebinds your keys
15:38 <@IsoosI> f is for fsck, which rebuilds your trees
15:38 <@IsoosI> g is for grep, a clever detective
15:38 <@IsoosI> h is for halt, which might seem defective
15:38 <@IsoosI> i is for indent, which rarely amuses
15:39 <@IsoosI> j is for join, which nobody uses
15:39 <@IsoosI> k is for kill, which makes you the boss
15:39 <@IsoosI> l is for lex which is missing from dos
15:39 <@IsoosI> m is for more, from which less was begot
15:39 <@IsoosI> n is for nice which really is not
15:39 <@IsoosI> o is for od which output things nice
15:39 <@IsoosI> p is for passwd that outputs things twice
15:40 <@IsoosI> Q Is !FoR !QuoTa? Of !BerKleY typE !FaBle?
15:40 <@IsoosI> R is for Ranlib which sorts ar table
15:40 <@IsoosI> s is for spell which likes to belittle
15:40 <@IsoosI> t is for true which does very little
15:40 <@IsoosI> u is for uniq which comes after sort
15:40 <@IsoosI> v is for vi, which is hard to abort
15:41 <@IsoosI> w is for whoami which tells you your name
15:41 <@IsoosI> x is well X, of dubious fame
15:41 <@IsoosI> y is for yes which makes an impression
15:41 <@IsoosI> z is for zcat which reverses compression
15:41 <@IsoosI> :)

Isomer? admitted this too "no I'm not (copying and pasting), I know it off by heart :P"

-- He did have one mistake, which he corrected later

IsomerMadeMeDoThis

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