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| Newer page: | version 3 | Last edited on Monday, February 7, 2005 1:46:00 pm | by CraigBox | |
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I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately, there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire.
-Then I had one dead exploded monkey in my mircowave
, one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 196 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.
+Then I had one dead exploded monkey in my microwave
, one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 196 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odour
wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was not allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
