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5 zcat(1) 1 Haiku, Haiku-a!%%%
2 No haiku for you today.%%%
3 Maybe tomorrow.
4
5 Two in the morning,%%%
6 I have ordered some cheese puffs.%%%
7 They will not arrive.
8
9 No more Web Twinkies.%%%
10 Must leave basement to get more.%%%
11 My world is ending.
12
13 Chaos reigns within.%%%
14 Reflect, repent and reboot.%%%
15 Order shall return.
16
17 A file that big?%%%
18 It might be very useful.%%%
19 But now it is gone.
20
21 Internet keyboard%%%
22 call your host to configure.%%%
23 Sorry, no clue here.
24
25 "Hey! What's going on?"%%%
26 "The internet is broken."%%%
27 "Oh, I'll try later."
28
29 My mail box is full.%%%
30 Seven megs of porn it seems.%%%
31 How did that get there?
32
33 How do you check mail?%%%
34 "Same way I always do it."%%%
35 And that helps me how?
36
37 "Can connect, can't browse?%%%
38 Sounds like TCP-IP"%%%
39 "Can't be. Just killed it."
40
41 A Virus Scanner?%%%
42 Of course I have one of those.%%%
43 No, wait... that's just DOS.
44
45 Dials, gets no answer.%%%
46 Also, her second line rings.%%%
47 A coincedence?
48
49 Installed new modem,%%%
50 now has to call Microsoft.%%%
51 God damn you, XP!
52
53 Account and password...%%%
54 Those seem perfectly fine here.%%%
55 Our server just hates you.
56
57 14.4 modem%%%
58 my connection is too slow%%%
59 it must be your fault
60
61 "My web page is down,%%%
62 What is your excuse this time!?"%%%
63 You're an idiot.
64
65 Hard drive getting full.%%%
66 All your space are belong to%%%
67 Quake 3. What you say!
68
69 Help! Banzai Buddy!%%%
70 Monkey won't leave me alone!%%%
71 Pardon, while I laugh.
72
73 circular error%%%
74 GPF warning software%%%
75 has a GPF
76
77 System settings changed.%%%
78 Pick a Blue Screen Of Death cause.%%%
79 You must choose wisely.
80
81 Nimda virus strikes.%%%
82 Wipes out half of mail server.%%%
83 Weep for your lost porn.
84
85 Frontpage, Dreamweaver.%%%
86 A web tech craves not these things.%%%
87 Just view the source, Luke.
88
89 I wish I could say%%%
90 "I can't be clearer without%%%
91 patronizing you."
92
93 Can you please explain,%%%
94 what does SMTP mean?%%%
95 Send Me Tons of Porn.
96
97 Wipe cache, history.%%%
98 But work's proxy server files%%%
99 Nail me for goat porn.
100
101 Surfing porn at work.%%%
102 Hear supervisor's footsteps.%%%
103 Quickly minimize.
104
105 Ruthlessly pillaged %%%
106 from [here|http://www.lanset.com/troy/techhaiku.html]. zcat(1) thinks this%%%
107 link should be haiku.
108
109 also see [this|http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/DeCSS/Gallery/decss-haiku.txt] page %%%
110 a lengthy piece of haiku %%%
111 which decrypts movies.
112
113
114 ----
115 ''Aborted effort.%%%
116 Close all that you have worked on.%%%
117 You ask far too much.''
118
119 I feel so tired, %%%
120 very little sleep last night %%%
121 but I can wiki
122
123 as long as I wear %%%
124 my glasses to rest my eyes %%%
125 otherwise they hurt.
6 IanWehrman 126
127 ----
128 Stay the patient course.%%%
129 Of little worth is your ire.%%%
130 The network is down.
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