"Nuzzle the Wuzzle!"1?
The first time I logged into Toontown BBS, I was beset by the SysOp, one CraigBox (CRiGGiE. The guilty know who they are). After a long and almost amusing conversation, he commandeered my keyboard and set my first-ever d:CAF message, which is pretty much summed up above.
Since then, I've moved to Hamilton, done the whole WaikatoUniversity "Education" thing. Yes, I was a LazyStudent.
Now I'm in The RealWorld WorkForce, making little pieces of paper, which I spend on electronic gadgets; and making the world a worse place.
On irc or icq, I have the Nick Wuzzle; but in The RealWorld, I use my actual name, GerardSharp.
My hobbies seem to include
1? Wuzzle is in fact perhaps GerardSharp's real name, we're not sure. He claims he got the nick by a former girlfriend, but won't explain why (and we aren't asking).
2 pages link to GerardSharp: