What every evil genius should have.

Preferably winged.

Mr Burns: Release the evil winged monkeys!

<<Smithers opens the window...monkey horde leaps screaming to its death>>

Mr Burns: Continue the research.

or, from Futurama: "I want my own EvilMonkeys! I wanna be a Witch!"

Note: EvilMonkeys are NEVER to be called Mnokeys...not unless rectal violation with a large banana appeals to you.

Part of CategoryWlugBananaRepublic

Historical note; the Simpsons reference to winged monkeys is a parody of The Wizzard of Oz, the wicked witch sends winged monkeys to find Dorothy and Toto and bring them back to her castle.