Big business is a step up on haxors.
For a start, it's no longer "business". It's "Enterprise", probably named after the starship.
Next, you don't have a client database, you have CustomerRelationshipManagement. You don't have a website, you have a ContentManagementSystem on your IntraNet or your WebPortal.
They like things like Oracle in the enterprise world. This has almost nothing to do with the real world.
Examples of EnterpriseSpeak:
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