If my shelf were full (as per our new "what should be on the shelf" policy), it would contain (in ascending order):
| 2005 BITM | Now |
| Cointreau | 1/3 |
| Baileys | Fuck all |
| Absolut Vodka | none |
| Brandy | 2/3 a small one |
| Kahlua | none |
| Ricard | full |
| Malibu | none |
| Jim Beam (White/Black) | One finger of Black |
| Jim Beam Gold | Full |
| Pernod | 1/4 and one on the way |
| Southern Comfort | none |
| Galliano White (small) | full |
| Rum | none |
| Martini mixer | 1/2 |
| Tanqueray 10 | 4/5 (wont someone please drink this?) |
| Bacardi | One finger |
| Midori | none |
| Frangelico | Fuck all |
| Scotch | running low |
| Scotch | running low |
| 42 Below | 1/4 |
Current gaps (aka: Decimated by Jesus):
Ordered:
Dangerously low ("Another thing for me to finish off", says Jesus. He also says Frangelico has a special monkey cap on top of it.)
We don't care about:
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