If my shelf were full (as per pre-BITM V in 2005), it would contain (in ascending order):
| 2005 BITM | Now |
| Cointreau | 1/3 |
| Baileys | Fuck all |
| Brandy | 2/3 a small one |
| Vodka | none |
| Kahlua | none |
| Small Ricard | full |
| Malibu | none |
| Jim Beam White | Half a hippy |
| Jim Beam Black | Two fingers |
| Pernod | 3/4 |
| Large Ricard | (replaced with Frangelico) |
| Galliano White (small) | full |
| Good gin | none (replace with rum) |
| Martini mixer | 1/2 |
| Great gin | 4/5 (wont someone please drink this?) |
| Bacardi | Two fingers |
| Midori | none |
| Scotch | running low |
| Scotch | running low |
| 42 Below | 1/4 |
Current gaps:
Ordered:
Dangerously low:
We don't care about:
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