If my shelf were full (as per our new "what should be on the shelf" policy), it would contain (in ascending order):

Extra things:

• Bombay Sapphire gin (Fuck all)
• Nameless tequila (Fuck all)
• Smirnoff Red (Fuck all)
• Smirnoff Blue (full)

Current gaps (aka: Decimated by Jesus):

• Baileys
• Malibu
• Bacardi
• "Cheap" bourbon
• Southern Comfort
• Any kind of rum
• Midori
• Frangelico
• 42 Below Passionfruit

Ordered:

• nothing

Dangerously low ("Another thing for me to finish off", says Jesus. He also says Frangelico has a special monkey cap on top of it.)

• Kahlua
• Pernod (What?!? This should not happen in my absence)
• Glenlivet
• Glenmorangie

Currently Empty in Jesus's Room:

• 2 x Cointreau (One big and one small)
• 2 x Smirnoff (Both same size)
• Absolut
• 2 x Malibu (Both same size)
• Bacardi
• Midori
• Southern Comfort
• Baileys
• Tanqueray 10
• White, Black AND Gold Label Jim Beam
• 2 x Frangelico (One big and one small)
• 42 Below Passionfruit
• a Kahlua box (empty, but see above)

I think Jesus owes the flat a lot of booze. We look forward to his first pay cheque.

We don't care about:

• Gin, unless Fern is here also
• Tequila, unless Tammy is here or Katt isn't "Conspicuously Not Drinking"
• Brandy (eggnog liquor)

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