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If my shelf were full (as per our new "what should be on the shelf" policy), it would contain (in ascending order):

 2005 BITM   Now 
 Cointreau   full 
 Baileys   none 
 Absolut Vodka   Fuck all 
 Brandy   2/3 a small one 
 Kahlua   1/3 
 Ricard   2/3 
 Malibu   none 
 Jim Beam (White/Black)   Fuck all 
 Jim Beam Gold   Full 
 Pernod   Fuck all 
 Southern Comfort   none 
 Galliano White (small)   1/2 
 Rum   1/2 (but it belongs to Marcus) 
 Martini mixer   1/3 
 Tanqueray 10   Thankfully gone 
 Bacardi   none 
 Midori   none 
 Frangelico   none 
 Glenlivet (Scotch)   running very low 
 Glenmorangie (Scotch)   running very low 
 42 Below   none 

Extra things:

  • Bombay Sapphire gin (Fuck all)
  • Nameless tequila (Fuck all)
  • Smirnoff Red (Fuck all)
  • Smirnoff Blue (full)

Current gaps (aka: Decimated by Jesus):

  • Baileys
  • Malibu
  • Bacardi
  • "Cheap" bourbon
  • Southern Comfort
  • Any kind of rum
  • Midori
  • Frangelico
  • 42 Below Passionfruit

Ordered:

  • nothing

Dangerously low ("Another thing for me to finish off", says Jesus. He also says Frangelico has a special monkey cap on top of it.)

  • Kahlua
  • Pernod (What?!? This should not happen in my absence)
  • Glenlivet
  • Glenmorangie

Currently Empty in Jesus's Room:

  • 2 x Cointreau (One big and one small)
  • 2 x Smirnoff (Both same size)
  • Absolut
  • 2 x Malibu (Both same size)
  • Bacardi
  • Midori
  • Southern Comfort
  • Baileys
  • Tanqueray 10
  • White, Black AND Gold Label Jim Beam
  • 2 x Frangelico (One big and one small)
  • 42 Below Passionfruit
  • a Kahlua box (empty, but see above)

I think Jesus owes the flat a lot of booze. We look forward to his first pay cheque.

We don't care about:

  • Gin, unless Fern is here also
  • Tequila, unless Tammy is here or Katt isn't "Conspicuously Not Drinking"
  • Brandy (eggnog liquor)

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