Like blood, only without the moral issues and more likely to cause serious bleeding in a brain as opposed to being the substance bleeding out of the brain.

Sad. This page majorly needs to be rewritten and should at least mention the good things in coffee (like caffine), where else you can get a caffine fix (Coke, Mountain Dew, chocolate-coated-coffee-beans), and perhaps the numbers 0xdecafbad and 0x0ac0ffee (Oh, A Coffee! 10.192.255.248, the original metanet address of zcat(1) 's main machine).

dont you mean 10.192.255.238? 10.192.255.248 is 0x0acofff8 -- CraigMckenna