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BeerScooter version 1, including all changes.
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How many times have you woken up in the morning after a hard night of |
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drinking and thought 'How did I get home?'? |
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As hard as you try, you cannot piece together your return journey from |
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the bar to your home.The answer to this puzzle is that you used a beer |
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scooter. |
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The BeerScooter is a mythical form of transport, owned and leased out |
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to the drunk by Bacchus the Roman god of wine. Bacchus has branched |
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out since the decline of the Roman Empire and bought a large batch of |
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these magical devices.The beer scooter works in the following fashion: |
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The passenger reaches a certain level of drunkenness and the slurring |
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gland begins to give off a pheromone. Bacchus or one of his many |
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sub-contractors detects the pheromone and sends down a winged beer |
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scooter. The scooter scoops up the passenger and deposits them in |
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their bedroom via a trans-dimensional portal. |
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It is not cheap to run a BeerScooter franchise, so a large portion of |
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the passenger's in-pocket cash is taken as payment. This generates the |
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second question after a night out 'How did I spend so much money?'. |
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Beer scooters have a poor safety record and are thought to be |
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responsible for 90% of all UDI's (unidentified drinking injuries). |
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Independent studies also show that passengers wearing Beer Goggles |
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sometimes cause the scooter's navigation system to malfunction sending |
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the passenger to the wrong bedroom often with horrific consequences. |