Session Start: Fri Jul 23 21:18:11 1999

*** Now talking in #coders *** Topic is 'gdykdyi' *** Set by Isomer on Fri Jul 23 21:01:16

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<k-TROUT> I wish I had a monkey. <Evil_Burt> ...ok.... <Evil_Burt> ? <k-TROUT> You don't think so? <Evil_Burt> its your wish <k-TROUT> Did you know they can peal banana's? *** Beavis (kjgku@miguel.pop-raa.rcts.pt) has joined #coders <Evil_Burt> you sure thats not just a rumor? *** |{a|2n has quit IRC (tribe..SQWOOGLE) <k-TROUT> I'm sure. <k-TROUT> Saw it on discovery. <k-TROUT> I would teach mine to open beer cans. <Evil_Burt> can YOU peal bananas? <k-TROUT> Yes sir. <Evil_Burt> ok <Evil_Burt> so just for beer cans? <Evil_Burt> can YOU open beer cans? <k-TROUT> I won the banana contest at our church picnic. <k-TROUT> You know what the trick is with banana contests? <Evil_Burt> are you religious then? *** Beavis has quit IRC (Leaving) <k-TROUT> Oh, heavens no. <k-TROUT> used to be though. <Evil_Burt> and you also used to peal bananas competitively... <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> ok... <k-TROUT> Anyway. <Evil_Burt> yes? <k-TROUT> I'd keep the money on my shoulder I think. <Evil_Burt> I should go for your wallet if I was you <Evil_Burt> safer really <k-TROUT> And I would dress it up in baby Gap clothes. <Evil_Burt> gap? <k-TROUT> Yes. <Evil_Burt> whats gap? <k-TROUT> You know, the clothing store. <k-TROUT> The trendy one. <Evil_Burt> no... <Evil_Burt> where are you from? <k-TROUT> Oh, you're in New Zealand....silly. <k-TROUT> I'm from America. <Evil_Burt> ok... <Evil_Burt> and you want a monkey <k-TROUT> Do they have money's in NZ? <k-TROUT> monkeys. <Evil_Burt> we have money, yes <Evil_Burt> we have monkeys in zoos <k-TROUT> Monkey's? <k-TROUT> Oh. <Evil_Burt> not many people have a personal one for opening beer cans <k-TROUT> Well. <Evil_Burt> we dont have gaps? <k-TROUT> It takes a special kind of guy. <k-TROUT> See, <k-TROUT> a monkey, will get women...fast. <k-TROUT> Especially at star bucks. <Evil_Burt> ok... so you train them to kidnap people? <Evil_Burt> whats star bucks? <k-TROUT> starbucks...a popular coffee shop. <Evil_Burt> ok... <Evil_Burt> anywhere near gaps? <k-TROUT> not kidnap...just...bring them to me. <k-TROUT> Sometimes. <Evil_Burt> drag? <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> ok... <k-TROUT> by the hand. <Evil_Burt> cute <k-TROUT> If a money grabbed you by the hand..you'd follow. <Evil_Burt> do monkeys have good taste in women? <Evil_Burt> I damn well wouldn't follow <k-TROUT> Because you can't fight a money. <Evil_Burt> I'd give it a go <k-TROUT> Really? <Evil_Burt> no <Evil_Burt> :) <k-TROUT> You'd hit a monkey? <Evil_Burt> no <k-TROUT> That's good. <Evil_Burt> I'd "resist" <Evil_Burt> I don't want a monkey leading me round places <k-TROUT> I'd teach my monkey kung-fu. <Evil_Burt> you never know where it might take me <k-TROUT> You're not a girl anyway. <Evil_Burt> arn't I? <k-TROUT> I'd be hitting on you if you were. <Evil_Burt> oh ok <Evil_Burt> thats the way to tell I guess <k-TROUT> You bet. <Evil_Burt> and your monkey would be draggin me to you also?. <Evil_Burt> would the monkey be opening beer for the women too? <k-TROUT> No, because you're of the male persuasion. <Evil_Burt> fair enough <k-TROUT> If the woman would like a beer, the monkey would open it and give it to her. <k-TROUT> I'd have a smart monkey. <Evil_Burt> ooo <Evil_Burt> a talking one? <k-TROUT> Monkey's don't talk. <Evil_Burt> ... <Evil_Burt> sorry <Evil_Burt> my mistake <k-TROUT> No..that's okay. <k-TROUT> It's probably important that you know that. <Evil_Burt> so how does the monkey ask the female if she wants beer?

• Isomer stares at this conversation.

<k-TROUT> I would tell the monkey. <Evil_Burt> ok

• Isomer watches as k-TROUT programs a monkey.

<Evil_Burt> so the monkey understands english? <k-TROUT> A real monkey. <k-TROUT> Maybe not english, but my tone of voice. <Evil_Burt> ok.. <Evil_Burt> not anything along the lines of telepathy or anything?

• Isomer watches as k-TROUT teaches a monkey by programming it. (teaching <-> programming, same thing)

<k-TROUT> Oh..heavens no. <Evil_Burt> ok <Evil_Burt> so, where would the monkey sleep? <k-TROUT> Not in my room! <Evil_Burt> why not? <k-TROUT> I think in a box. <Evil_Burt> a small box or a big box? <k-TROUT> I'd probably be sick of the monkey at the end of the day. <k-TROUT> a medium box. <Evil_Burt> what if you wanted a beer? <Evil_Burt> and this box wouldn't be in YOUR room... <k-TROUT> I'd call the monkey. <k-TROUT> I can call it pretty loud. <Evil_Burt> so it can get out of the box then? <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> and open doors? <k-TROUT> Of course. <Evil_Burt> so whats to stop it escaping? <k-TROUT> Monkey's have long limbs. <k-TROUT> It doesn't want to escape. <Evil_Burt> its a happy monkey? <k-TROUT> The monkey gets women and beer. <Evil_Burt> for itself or for you? <k-TROUT> For both of us. <Evil_Burt> what does a monkey want in a women? <Evil_Burt> hairy legs? <k-TROUT> It would be a lonely monkey. <Evil_Burt> ..with beer <k-TROUT> Right. <k-TROUT> A stressed monkey. <Evil_Burt> would it get drunk? <k-TROUT> I don't believe monkey's get drunk. <Evil_Burt> why not? <k-TROUT> That would be silly. <Evil_Burt> so why does it want beer <k-TROUT> I don't have a use for a drunk monkey. <k-TROUT> Do you drink to get drunk? <Evil_Burt> yes <k-TROUT> Oh. <k-TROUT> Well, my monkey and I don't. <Evil_Burt> ok <k-TROUT> We apreciate pale-ale's the most. <Isomer> k-TROUT: evil_burt also beats ppl to a pulp with a large stick. <Isomer> one minute they are standing, the next they are a pulp and the sticks covered in blood. <k-TROUT> That's fine...as long as he doesn't htit my monkey. <Isomer> never mess with an evil even if he only has a pen. <Evil_Burt> I already stated I wouldn't hit the mokey <k-TROUT> I think..my monkey would like a skateboard too. <Evil_Burt> a skatey monkey? <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> how does that help? <k-TROUT> He'd be faster. <Evil_Burt> can you buy skatey clothes at gaps? <k-TROUT> Oh I'm sure. <Evil_Burt> so, this monkey rockets past, but has to walk slowely back with women <k-TROUT> well, he can skate slowly too. <Evil_Burt> while leading chicks to you? <k-TROUT> I'd put ABEC 1 bearings in. <k-TROUT> Exactly. <Evil_Burt> what about stairs? <k-TROUT> He can carry his skateboard. <Evil_Burt> ok <Evil_Burt> what would the monkey eat? <k-TROUT> Probably cat food. <Evil_Burt> ..cat food... <Evil_Burt> do you honestly think a monkey would be happy with cat food? <k-TROUT> Whitefish cat good. <Evil_Burt> what would the cat eat? <k-TROUT> food. <k-TROUT> I won't have a cat. <Evil_Burt> do you have a cat at the moment? *** !TrogMan? (fun@galaxy23.contact.net.nz) has joined #coders <k-TROUT> Yes. *** ^gfx (cr3ative@194.154.132.116) has joined #coders <Evil_Burt> what would you do with it? <k-TROUT> I'll leave it with my parents. <Isomer> feed it to the monkey. <Evil_Burt> Isomer: thats sick <Evil_Burt> ..but take the food... <k-TROUT> I can buy more food. <Evil_Burt> that costs money <Evil_Burt> I guess thats ok though <Isomer> Evil_Burt: he can make money getting his monkey to do tricks. <k-TROUT> Yes. <k-TROUT> I make a decent amount. <Evil_Burt> would you consider getting more than one monkey? <k-TROUT> No..probably not. <Evil_Burt> why not? <k-TROUT> I want my monkey to be obediant to me.

• Evil_Burt is considering getting a horde of battle monkeys

<Isomer> Evil_Burt: rofl. <Evil_Burt> and to open beer for you... <Evil_Burt> and itself <Evil_Burt> and for chicks

• Isomer has imagry of lots of battle monkeys beeting up beer cans.

<Evil_Burt> Isomer: ;) <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> which it brings back to you <Evil_Burt> leading them on a skateboard <Evil_Burt> by the hand <k-TROUT> yes <Evil_Burt> and later eats catfood <Evil_Burt> and sleeps in a box <Evil_Burt> meduim sized <k-TROUT> a cardboard box. <k-TROUT> not a fancy one. <Evil_Burt> and gets out of the box and brings you beer if you call for it <k-TROUT> right <Evil_Burt> a cardboard box <Evil_Burt> not in YOUR room.. <Evil_Burt> but close enough for you to call to it <k-TROUT> right <Evil_Burt> and it can open doors <k-TROUT> yes <Evil_Burt> but it wont escape, cause its happy <Evil_Burt> lonely, but happy <k-TROUT> Right. <Evil_Burt> with its skatey clothes from gaps <k-TROUT> yes <Evil_Burt> sounds like you've got it all planned <k-TROUT> Yep. <Evil_Burt> I wish you luck then <k-TROUT> I just need to find a monkey. <Evil_Burt> I suggest a pet store <Evil_Burt> or a rainforest <Evil_Burt> whichever is closest <Evil_Burt> a rainforest would be cheaper <k-TROUT> Okay. <!TrogMan?> monkey business <Evil_Burt> hey !TrogMan? <Evil_Burt> wanna help me train an army of battle monkeys? <Evil_Burt> we can give them little spears or something

• TrogMan? gives the monkeys m-16's

<Evil_Burt> that could work better <!TrogMan?> :) <Evil_Burt> we then need to ship them to america to hunt down a skatey beer opening chick leading monkey that lives in a box and eats catfood - and kill it >:) <!TrogMan?> heheh <!TrogMan?> nah just get them to get on the net and hack into the us nuclear weapons satellite deployal system <Evil_Burt> hmm <Evil_Burt> that could work *** ^gfx has quit IRC (STANDING OVATION TO THE DEPARTED) <Evil_Burt> but it's not as fun <!TrogMan?> no <Evil_Burt> no as in you agree, or no as in you dont agree? *** MAzaliA (Mazzy@pengu.v-wave.com) has joined #coders *** X sets mode: +o MAzaliA <MAzaliA> #sluts rulz <MAzaliA> ok <MAzaliA> so shh <k-TROUT> well <k-TROUT> since I have to be to work in 2 hours, i'm going to get some sleep. <MAzaliA> ok <MAzaliA> cya' <MAzaliA> k-TROUT <!TrogMan?> bye <!TrogMan?> sayonarra <!TrogMan?> ciao <!TrogMan?> ta ta <!TrogMan?> have a good day at work... <!TrogMan?> have some sleep <MAzaliA> 2 rs? <!TrogMan?> dream of machine gun weirlding monkeys blowing your house to pieces <Evil_Burt> either that or a nuclear bomb hitting your house <Evil_Burt> (aimed by battle monkeys)