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-Session Start: Fri Jul 23 21:18:11 1999
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*** Now talking in #coders
- *** Topic is 'gdykdyi'
- *** Set by Isomer on Fri Jul 23 21:01:16
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<k-TROUT> I wish I had a monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> ...ok....
- <Evil_Burt> ?
- <k-TROUT> You don't think so?
- <Evil_Burt> its your wish
- <k-TROUT> Did you know they can peal banana's?
- *** Beavis__ (~kjgku@miguel.pop-raa.rcts.pt) has joined #coders
- <Evil_Burt> you sure thats not just a rumor?
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<k-TROUT> I'm sure.
- <k-TROUT> Saw it on discovery.
- <k-TROUT> I would teach mine to open beer cans.
- <Evil_Burt> can YOU peal bananas?
- <k-TROUT> Yes sir.
- <Evil_Burt> ok
- <Evil_Burt> so just for beer cans?
- <Evil_Burt> can YOU open beer cans?
- <k-TROUT> I won the banana contest at our church picnic.
- <k-TROUT> You know what the trick is with banana contests?
- <Evil_Burt> are you religious then?
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<k-TROUT> Oh, heavens no.
- <k-TROUT> used to be though.
- <Evil_Burt> and you also used to peal bananas competitively...
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> ok...
- <k-TROUT> Anyway.
- <Evil_Burt> yes?
- <k-TROUT> I'd keep the money on my shoulder I think.
- <Evil_Burt> I should go for your wallet if I was you
- <Evil_Burt> safer really
- <k-TROUT> And I would dress it up in baby Gap clothes.
- <Evil_Burt> gap?
- <k-TROUT> Yes.
- <Evil_Burt> whats gap?
- <k-TROUT> You know, the clothing store.
- <k-TROUT> The trendy one.
- <Evil_Burt> no...
- <Evil_Burt> where are you from?
- <k-TROUT> Oh, you're in New Zealand....silly.
- <k-TROUT> I'm from America.
- <Evil_Burt> ok...
- <Evil_Burt> and you want a monkey
- <k-TROUT> Do they have money's in NZ?
- <k-TROUT> monkeys.
- <Evil_Burt> we have money, yes
- <Evil_Burt> we have monkeys in zoos
- <k-TROUT> Monkey's?
- <k-TROUT> Oh.
- <Evil_Burt> not many people have a personal one for opening beer cans
- <k-TROUT> Well.
- <Evil_Burt> we dont have gaps?
- <k-TROUT> It takes a special kind of guy.
- <k-TROUT> See,
- <k-TROUT> a monkey, will get women...fast.
- <k-TROUT> Especially at star bucks.
- <Evil_Burt> ok... so you train them to kidnap people?
- <Evil_Burt> whats star bucks?
- <k-TROUT> starbucks...a popular coffee shop.
- <Evil_Burt> ok...
- <Evil_Burt> anywhere near gaps?
- <k-TROUT> not kidnap...just...bring them to me.
- <k-TROUT> Sometimes.
- <Evil_Burt> drag?
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> ok...
- <k-TROUT> by the hand.
- <Evil_Burt> cute
- <k-TROUT> If a money grabbed you by the hand..you'd follow.
- <Evil_Burt> do monkeys have good taste in women?
- <Evil_Burt> I damn well wouldn't follow
- <k-TROUT> Because you can't fight a money.
- <Evil_Burt> I'd give it a go
- <k-TROUT> Really?
- <Evil_Burt> no
- <Evil_Burt> :)
- <k-TROUT> You'd hit a monkey?
- <Evil_Burt> no
- <k-TROUT> That's good.
- <Evil_Burt> I'd "resist"
- <Evil_Burt> I don't want a monkey leading me round places
- <k-TROUT> I'd teach my monkey kung-fu.
- <Evil_Burt> you never know where it might take me
- <k-TROUT> You're not a girl anyway.
- <Evil_Burt> arn't I?
- <k-TROUT> I'd be hitting on you if you were.
- <Evil_Burt> oh ok
- <Evil_Burt> thats the way to tell I guess
- <k-TROUT> You bet.
- <Evil_Burt> and your monkey would be draggin me to you also?.
- <Evil_Burt> would the monkey be opening beer for the women too?
- <k-TROUT> No, because you're of the male persuasion.
- <Evil_Burt> fair enough
- <k-TROUT> If the woman would like a beer, the monkey would open it and give it to her.
- <k-TROUT> I'd have a smart monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> ooo
- <Evil_Burt> a talking one?
- <k-TROUT> Monkey's don't talk.
- <Evil_Burt> ...
- <Evil_Burt> sorry
- <Evil_Burt> my mistake
- <k-TROUT> No..that's okay.
- <k-TROUT> It's probably important that you know that.
- <Evil_Burt> so how does the monkey ask the female if she wants beer?
- * Isomer stares at this conversation.
- <k-TROUT> I would tell the monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> ok
- * Isomer watches as k-TROUT programs a monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> so the monkey understands english?
- <k-TROUT> A real monkey.
- <k-TROUT> Maybe not english, but my tone of voice.
- <Evil_Burt> ok..
- <Evil_Burt> not anything along the lines of telepathy or anything?
- * Isomer watches as k-TROUT teaches a monkey by programming it. (teaching <-> programming, same thing)
- <k-TROUT> Oh..heavens no.
- <Evil_Burt> ok
- <Evil_Burt> so, where would the monkey sleep?
- <k-TROUT> Not in my room!
- <Evil_Burt> why not?
- <k-TROUT> I think in a box.
- <Evil_Burt> a small box or a big box?
- <k-TROUT> I'd probably be sick of the monkey at the end of the day.
- <k-TROUT> a medium box.
- <Evil_Burt> what if you wanted a beer?
- <Evil_Burt> and this box wouldn't be in YOUR room...
- <k-TROUT> I'd call the monkey.
- <k-TROUT> I can call it pretty loud.
- <Evil_Burt> so it can get out of the box then?
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> and open doors?
- <k-TROUT> Of course.
- <Evil_Burt> so whats to stop it escaping?
- <k-TROUT> Monkey's have long limbs.
- <k-TROUT> It doesn't want to escape.
- <Evil_Burt> its a happy monkey?
- <k-TROUT> The monkey gets women and beer.
- <Evil_Burt> for itself or for you?
- <k-TROUT> For both of us.
- <Evil_Burt> what does a monkey want in a women?
- <Evil_Burt> hairy legs?
- <k-TROUT> It would be a lonely monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> ..with beer
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <k-TROUT> A stressed monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> would it get drunk?
- <k-TROUT> I don't believe monkey's get drunk.
- <Evil_Burt> why not?
- <k-TROUT> That would be silly.
- <Evil_Burt> so why does it want beer
- <k-TROUT> I don't have a use for a drunk monkey.
- <k-TROUT> Do you drink to get drunk?
- <Evil_Burt> yes
- <k-TROUT> Oh.
- <k-TROUT> Well, my monkey and I don't.
- <Evil_Burt> ok
- <k-TROUT> We apreciate pale-ale's the most.
- <Isomer> k-TROUT: evil_burt also beats ppl to a pulp with a large stick.
- <Isomer> one minute they are standing, the next they are a pulp and the sticks covered in blood.
- <k-TROUT> That's fine...as long as he doesn't htit my monkey.
- <Isomer> never mess with an evil even if he only has a pen.
- <Evil_Burt> I already stated I wouldn't hit the mokey
- <k-TROUT> I think..my monkey would like a skateboard too.
- <Evil_Burt> a skatey monkey?
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> how does that help?
- <k-TROUT> He'd be faster.
- <Evil_Burt> can you buy skatey clothes at gaps?
- <k-TROUT> Oh I'm sure.
- <Evil_Burt> so, this monkey rockets past, but has to walk slowely back with women
- <k-TROUT> well, he can skate slowly too.
- <Evil_Burt> while leading chicks to you?
- <k-TROUT> I'd put ABEC 1 bearings in.
- <k-TROUT> Exactly.
- <Evil_Burt> what about stairs?
- <k-TROUT> He can carry his skateboard.
- <Evil_Burt> ok
- <Evil_Burt> what would the monkey eat?
- <k-TROUT> Probably cat food.
- <Evil_Burt> ..cat food...
- <Evil_Burt> do you honestly think a monkey would be happy with cat food?
- <k-TROUT> Whitefish cat good.
- <Evil_Burt> what would the cat eat?
- <k-TROUT> food.
- <k-TROUT> I won't have a cat.
- <Evil_Burt> do you have a cat at the moment?
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- <k-TROUT> Yes.
- *** ^gfx (~cr3ative@194.154.132.116) has joined #coders
- <Evil_Burt> what would you do with it?
- <k-TROUT> I'll leave it with my parents.
- <Isomer> feed it to the monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> Isomer: thats sick
- <Evil_Burt> ..but take the food...
- <k-TROUT> I can buy more food.
- <Evil_Burt> that costs money
- <Evil_Burt> I guess thats ok though
- <Isomer> Evil_Burt: he can make money getting his monkey to do tricks.
- <k-TROUT> Yes.
- <k-TROUT> I make a decent amount.
- <Evil_Burt> would you consider getting more than one monkey?
- <k-TROUT> No..probably not.
- <Evil_Burt> why not?
- <k-TROUT> I want my monkey to be obediant to me.
- * Evil_Burt is considering getting a horde of battle monkeys
- <Isomer> Evil_Burt: rofl.
- <Evil_Burt> and to open beer for you...
- <Evil_Burt> and itself
- <Evil_Burt> and for chicks
- * Isomer has imagry of lots of battle monkeys beeting up beer cans.
- <Evil_Burt> Isomer: ;)
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> which it brings back to you
- <Evil_Burt> leading them on a skateboard
- <Evil_Burt> by the hand
- <k-TROUT> yes
- <Evil_Burt> and later eats catfood
- <Evil_Burt> and sleeps in a box
- <Evil_Burt> meduim sized
- <k-TROUT> a cardboard box.
- <k-TROUT> not a fancy one.
- <Evil_Burt> and gets out of the box and brings you beer if you call for it
- <k-TROUT> right
- <Evil_Burt> a cardboard box
- <Evil_Burt> not in YOUR room..
- <Evil_Burt> but close enough for you to call to it
- <k-TROUT> right
- <Evil_Burt> and it can open doors
- <k-TROUT> yes
- <Evil_Burt> but it wont escape, cause its happy
- <Evil_Burt> lonely, but happy
- <k-TROUT> Right.
- <Evil_Burt> with its skatey clothes from gaps
- <k-TROUT> yes
- <Evil_Burt> sounds like you've got it all planned
- <k-TROUT> Yep.
- <Evil_Burt> I wish you luck then
- <k-TROUT> I just need to find a monkey.
- <Evil_Burt> I suggest a pet store
- <Evil_Burt> or a rainforest
- <Evil_Burt> whichever is closest
- <Evil_Burt> a rainforest would be cheaper
- <k-TROUT> Okay.
- <!
TrogMan> monkey business
- <Evil_Burt> hey !
TrogMan
- <Evil_Burt> wanna help me train an army of battle monkeys?
- <Evil_Burt> we can give them little spears or something
- * !
TrogMan gives the monkeys m-16's
- <Evil_Burt> that could work better
- <!
TrogMan> :)
- <Evil_Burt> we then need to ship them to america to hunt down a skatey beer opening chick leading monkey that lives in a box and eats catfood - and kill it >:)
- <!
TrogMan> heheh
- <!
TrogMan> nah just get them to get on the net and hack into the us nuclear weapons satellite deployal system
- <Evil_Burt> hmm
- <Evil_Burt> that could work
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- <Evil_Burt> but it's not as fun
- <!
TrogMan> no
- <Evil_Burt> no as in you agree, or no as in you dont agree?
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- *** X sets mode: +o MAzaliA
- <MAzaliA> #sluts rulz
- <MAzaliA> ok
- <MAzaliA> so shh
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<k-TROUT> well
- <k-TROUT> since I have to be to work in 2 hours, i'm going to get some sleep.
- <MAzaliA> ok
- <MAzaliA> cya'
- <MAzaliA> k-TROUT
- <!
TrogMan> bye
- <!
TrogMan> sayonarra
- <!
TrogMan> ciao
- <!
TrogMan> ta ta
- <!
TrogMan> have a good day at work...
- <!
TrogMan> have some sleep
- <MAzaliA> 2 rs?
- <!
TrogMan> dream of machine gun weirlding monkeys blowing your house to pieces
- <Evil_Burt> either that or a nuclear bomb hitting your house
- <Evil_Burt> (aimed by battle monkeys)
+*** Now talking in #coders
+ .
+ .
+ .
+ <k-TROUT> I wish I had a monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> ...ok....
+<Evil_Burt> ?
+
<k-TROUT> You don't think so?
+<Evil_Burt> its your wish
+
<k-TROUT> Did you know they can peal banana's?
+<Evil_Burt> you sure thats not just a rumor?
+
<k-TROUT> I'm sure.
+
<k-TROUT> Saw it on discovery.
+
<k-TROUT> I would teach mine to open beer cans.
+<Evil_Burt> can YOU peal bananas?
+
<k-TROUT> Yes sir.
+<Evil_Burt> ok
+<Evil_Burt> so just for beer cans?
+<Evil_Burt> can YOU open beer cans?
+
<k-TROUT> I won the banana contest at our church picnic.
+
<k-TROUT> You know what the trick is with banana contests?
+<Evil_Burt> are you religious then?
+
<k-TROUT> Oh, heavens no.
+
<k-TROUT> used to be though.
+<Evil_Burt> and you also used to peal bananas competitively...
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> ok...
+
<k-TROUT> Anyway.
+<Evil_Burt> yes?
+
<k-TROUT> I'd keep the money on my shoulder I think.
+<Evil_Burt> I should go for your wallet if I was you
+<Evil_Burt> safer really
+
<k-TROUT> And I would dress it up in baby Gap clothes.
+<Evil_Burt> gap?
+
<k-TROUT> Yes.
+<Evil_Burt> whats gap?
+
<k-TROUT> You know, the clothing store.
+
<k-TROUT> The trendy one.
+<Evil_Burt> no...
+<Evil_Burt> where are you from?
+
<k-TROUT> Oh, you're in New Zealand....silly.
+
<k-TROUT> I'm from America.
+<Evil_Burt> ok...
+<Evil_Burt> and you want a monkey
+
<k-TROUT> Do they have money's in NZ?
+
<k-TROUT> monkeys.
+<Evil_Burt> we have money, yes
+<Evil_Burt> we have monkeys in zoos
+
<k-TROUT> Monkey's?
+
<k-TROUT> Oh.
+<Evil_Burt> not many people have a personal one for opening beer cans
+
<k-TROUT> Well.
+<Evil_Burt> we dont have gaps?
+
<k-TROUT> It takes a special kind of guy.
+
<k-TROUT> See,
+
<k-TROUT> a monkey, will get women...fast.
+
<k-TROUT> Especially at star bucks.
+<Evil_Burt> ok... so you train them to kidnap people?
+<Evil_Burt> whats star bucks?
+
<k-TROUT> starbucks...a popular coffee shop.
+<Evil_Burt> ok...
+<Evil_Burt> anywhere near gaps?
+
<k-TROUT> not kidnap...just...bring them to me.
+
<k-TROUT> Sometimes.
+<Evil_Burt> drag?
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> ok...
+
<k-TROUT> by the hand.
+<Evil_Burt> cute
+
<k-TROUT> If a money grabbed you by the hand..you'd follow.
+<Evil_Burt> do monkeys have good taste in women?
+<Evil_Burt> I damn well wouldn't follow
+
<k-TROUT> Because you can't fight a money.
+<Evil_Burt> I'd give it a go
+
<k-TROUT> Really?
+<Evil_Burt> no
+<Evil_Burt> :)
+
<k-TROUT> You'd hit a monkey?
+<Evil_Burt> no
+
<k-TROUT> That's good.
+<Evil_Burt> I'd "resist"
+<Evil_Burt> I don't want a monkey leading me round places
+
<k-TROUT> I'd teach my monkey kung-fu.
+<Evil_Burt> you never know where it might take me
+
<k-TROUT> You're not a girl anyway.
+<Evil_Burt> arn't I?
+
<k-TROUT> I'd be hitting on you if you were.
+<Evil_Burt> oh ok
+<Evil_Burt> thats the way to tell I guess
+
<k-TROUT> You bet.
+<Evil_Burt> and your monkey would be draggin me to you also?.
+<Evil_Burt> would the monkey be opening beer for the women too?
+
<k-TROUT> No, because you're of the male persuasion.
+<Evil_Burt> fair enough
+
<k-TROUT> If the woman would like a beer, the monkey would open it and give it to her.
+
<k-TROUT> I'd have a smart monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> ooo
+<Evil_Burt> a talking one?
+
<k-TROUT> Monkey's don't talk.
+<Evil_Burt> ...
+<Evil_Burt> sorry
+<Evil_Burt> my mistake
+
<k-TROUT> No..that's okay.
+
<k-TROUT> It's probably important that you know that.
+<Evil_Burt> so how does the monkey ask the female if she wants beer?
+
* Isomer stares at this conversation.
+
<k-TROUT> I would tell the monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> ok
+
* Isomer watches as k-TROUT programs a monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> so the monkey understands english?
+
<k-TROUT> A real monkey.
+
<k-TROUT> Maybe not english, but my tone of voice.
+<Evil_Burt> ok..
+<Evil_Burt> not anything along the lines of telepathy or anything?
+
* Isomer watches as k-TROUT teaches a monkey by programming it. (teaching <-> programming, same thing)
+
<k-TROUT> Oh..heavens no.
+<Evil_Burt> ok
+<Evil_Burt> so, where would the monkey sleep?
+
<k-TROUT> Not in my room!
+<Evil_Burt> why not?
+
<k-TROUT> I think in a box.
+<Evil_Burt> a small box or a big box?
+
<k-TROUT> I'd probably be sick of the monkey at the end of the day.
+
<k-TROUT> a medium box.
+<Evil_Burt> what if you wanted a beer?
+<Evil_Burt> and this box wouldn't be in YOUR room...
+
<k-TROUT> I'd call the monkey.
+
<k-TROUT> I can call it pretty loud.
+<Evil_Burt> so it can get out of the box then?
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> and open doors?
+
<k-TROUT> Of course.
+<Evil_Burt> so whats to stop it escaping?
+
<k-TROUT> Monkey's have long limbs.
+
<k-TROUT> It doesn't want to escape.
+<Evil_Burt> its a happy monkey?
+
<k-TROUT> The monkey gets women and beer.
+<Evil_Burt> for itself or for you?
+
<k-TROUT> For both of us.
+<Evil_Burt> what does a monkey want in a women?
+<Evil_Burt> hairy legs?
+
<k-TROUT> It would be a lonely monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> ..with beer
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+
<k-TROUT> A stressed monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> would it get drunk?
+
<k-TROUT> I don't believe monkey's get drunk.
+<Evil_Burt> why not?
+
<k-TROUT> That would be silly.
+<Evil_Burt> so why does it want beer
+
<k-TROUT> I don't have a use for a drunk monkey.
+
<k-TROUT> Do you drink to get drunk?
+<Evil_Burt> yes
+
<k-TROUT> Oh.
+
<k-TROUT> Well, my monkey and I don't.
+<Evil_Burt> ok
+
<k-TROUT> We apreciate pale-ale's the most.
+
<Isomer> k-TROUT: evil_burt also beats ppl to a pulp with a large stick.
+
<Isomer> one minute they are standing, the next they are a pulp and the sticks covered in blood.
+
<k-TROUT> That's fine...as long as he doesn't htit my monkey.
+
<Isomer> never mess with an evil even if he only has a pen.
+<Evil_Burt> I already stated I wouldn't hit the mokey
+
<k-TROUT> I think..my monkey would like a skateboard too.
+<Evil_Burt> a skatey monkey?
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> how does that help?
+
<k-TROUT> He'd be faster.
+<Evil_Burt> can you buy skatey clothes at gaps?
+
<k-TROUT> Oh I'm sure.
+<Evil_Burt> so, this monkey rockets past, but has to walk slowely back with women
+
<k-TROUT> well, he can skate slowly too.
+<Evil_Burt> while leading chicks to you?
+
<k-TROUT> I'd put ABEC 1 bearings in.
+
<k-TROUT> Exactly.
+<Evil_Burt> what about stairs?
+
<k-TROUT> He can carry his skateboard.
+<Evil_Burt> ok
+<Evil_Burt> what would the monkey eat?
+
<k-TROUT> Probably cat food.
+<Evil_Burt> ..cat food...
+<Evil_Burt> do you honestly think a monkey would be happy with cat food?
+
<k-TROUT> Whitefish cat good.
+<Evil_Burt> what would the cat eat?
+
<k-TROUT> food.
+
<k-TROUT> I won't have a cat.
+<Evil_Burt> do you have a cat at the moment?
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+
<k-TROUT> Yes.
+<Evil_Burt> what would you do with it?
+
<k-TROUT> I'll leave it with my parents.
+
<Isomer> feed it to the monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> Isomer: thats sick
+<Evil_Burt> ..but take the food...
+
<k-TROUT> I can buy more food.
+<Evil_Burt> that costs money
+<Evil_Burt> I guess thats ok though
+
<Isomer> Evil_Burt: he can make money getting his monkey to do tricks.
+
<k-TROUT> Yes.
+
<k-TROUT> I make a decent amount.
+<Evil_Burt> would you consider getting more than one monkey?
+
<k-TROUT> No..probably not.
+<Evil_Burt> why not?
+
<k-TROUT> I want my monkey to be obediant to me.
+* Evil_Burt is considering getting a horde of battle monkeys
+
<Isomer> Evil_Burt: rofl.
+<Evil_Burt> and to open beer for you...
+<Evil_Burt> and itself
+<Evil_Burt> and for chicks
+
* Isomer has imagry of lots of battle monkeys beeting up beer cans.
+<Evil_Burt> Isomer: ;)
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> which it brings back to you
+<Evil_Burt> leading them on a skateboard
+<Evil_Burt> by the hand
+
<k-TROUT> yes
+<Evil_Burt> and later eats catfood
+<Evil_Burt> and sleeps in a box
+<Evil_Burt> meduim sized
+
<k-TROUT> a cardboard box.
+
<k-TROUT> not a fancy one.
+<Evil_Burt> and gets out of the box and brings you beer if you call for it
+
<k-TROUT> right
+<Evil_Burt> a cardboard box
+<Evil_Burt> not in YOUR room..
+<Evil_Burt> but close enough for you to call to it
+
<k-TROUT> right
+<Evil_Burt> and it can open doors
+
<k-TROUT> yes
+<Evil_Burt> but it wont escape, cause its happy
+<Evil_Burt> lonely, but happy
+
<k-TROUT> Right.
+<Evil_Burt> with its skatey clothes from gaps
+
<k-TROUT> yes
+<Evil_Burt> sounds like you've got it all planned
+
<k-TROUT> Yep.
+<Evil_Burt> I wish you luck then
+
<k-TROUT> I just need to find a monkey.
+<Evil_Burt> I suggest a pet store
+<Evil_Burt> or a rainforest
+<Evil_Burt> whichever is closest
+<Evil_Burt> a rainforest would be cheaper
+
<k-TROUT> Okay.
+
<TrogMan> monkey business
+<Evil_Burt> hey TrogMan
+<Evil_Burt> wanna help me train an army of battle monkeys?
+<Evil_Burt> we can give them little spears or something
+
* TrogMan gives the monkeys m-16's
+<Evil_Burt> that could work better
+
<TrogMan> :)
+<Evil_Burt> we then need to ship them to america to hunt down a skatey beer opening chick leading monkey that lives in a box and eats catfood - and kill it >:)
+
<TrogMan> heheh
+
<TrogMan> nah just get them to get on the net and hack into the us nuclear weapons satellite deployal system
+<Evil_Burt> hmm
+<Evil_Burt> that could work
+<Evil_Burt> but it's not as fun
+
<TrogMan> no
+<Evil_Burt> no as in you agree, or no as in you dont agree?
+
<k-TROUT> well
+
<k-TROUT> since I have to be to work in 2 hours, i'm going to get some sleep.
+
<TrogMan> bye
+
<TrogMan> sayonarra
+
<TrogMan> ciao
+
<TrogMan> ta ta
+
<TrogMan> have a good day at work...
+
<TrogMan> have some sleep
+
<TrogMan> dream of machine gun weirlding monkeys blowing your house to pieces
+<Evil_Burt> either that or a nuclear bomb hitting your house
+<Evil_Burt> (aimed by battle monkeys)
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