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<k-TROUT> I wish I had a monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> ...ok.... |
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<Evil_Burt> ? |
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<k-TROUT> You don't think so? |
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<Evil_Burt> its your wish |
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<k-TROUT> Did you know they can peal banana's? |
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<Evil_Burt> you sure thats not just a rumor? |
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<k-TROUT> I'm sure. |
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<k-TROUT> Saw it on discovery. |
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<k-TROUT> I would teach mine to open beer cans. |
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<Evil_Burt> can YOU peal bananas? |
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<k-TROUT> Yes sir. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok |
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<Evil_Burt> so just for beer cans? |
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<Evil_Burt> can YOU open beer cans? |
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<k-TROUT> I won the banana contest at our church picnic. |
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<k-TROUT> You know what the trick is with banana contests? |
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<Evil_Burt> are you religious then? |
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<k-TROUT> Oh, heavens no. |
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<k-TROUT> used to be though. |
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<Evil_Burt> and you also used to peal bananas competitively... |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok... |
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<k-TROUT> Anyway. |
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<Evil_Burt> yes? |
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<k-TROUT> I'd keep the money on my shoulder I think. |
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<Evil_Burt> I should go for your wallet if I was you |
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<Evil_Burt> safer really |
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<k-TROUT> And I would dress it up in baby Gap clothes. |
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<Evil_Burt> gap? |
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<k-TROUT> Yes. |
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<Evil_Burt> whats gap? |
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<k-TROUT> You know, the clothing store. |
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<k-TROUT> The trendy one. |
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<Evil_Burt> no... |
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<Evil_Burt> where are you from? |
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<k-TROUT> Oh, you're in New Zealand....silly. |
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<k-TROUT> I'm from America. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok... |
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<Evil_Burt> and you want a monkey |
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<k-TROUT> Do they have money's in NZ? |
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<k-TROUT> monkeys. |
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<Evil_Burt> we have money, yes |
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<Evil_Burt> we have monkeys in zoos |
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<k-TROUT> Monkey's? |
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<k-TROUT> Oh. |
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<Evil_Burt> not many people have a personal one for opening beer cans |
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<k-TROUT> Well. |
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<Evil_Burt> we dont have gaps? |
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<k-TROUT> It takes a special kind of guy. |
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<k-TROUT> See, |
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<k-TROUT> a monkey, will get women...fast. |
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<k-TROUT> Especially at star bucks. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok... so you train them to kidnap people? |
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<Evil_Burt> whats star bucks? |
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<k-TROUT> starbucks...a popular coffee shop. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok... |
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<Evil_Burt> anywhere near gaps? |
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<k-TROUT> not kidnap...just...bring them to me. |
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<k-TROUT> Sometimes. |
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<Evil_Burt> drag? |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok... |
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<k-TROUT> by the hand. |
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<Evil_Burt> cute |
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<k-TROUT> If a money grabbed you by the hand..you'd follow. |
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<Evil_Burt> do monkeys have good taste in women? |
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<Evil_Burt> I damn well wouldn't follow |
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<k-TROUT> Because you can't fight a money. |
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<Evil_Burt> I'd give it a go |
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<k-TROUT> Really? |
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<Evil_Burt> no |
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<Evil_Burt> :) |
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<k-TROUT> You'd hit a monkey? |
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<Evil_Burt> no |
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<k-TROUT> That's good. |
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<Evil_Burt> I'd "resist" |
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<Evil_Burt> I don't want a monkey leading me round places |
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<k-TROUT> I'd teach my monkey kung-fu. |
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<Evil_Burt> you never know where it might take me |
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<k-TROUT> You're not a girl anyway. |
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<Evil_Burt> arn't I? |
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<k-TROUT> I'd be hitting on you if you were. |
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<Evil_Burt> oh ok |
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<Evil_Burt> thats the way to tell I guess |
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<k-TROUT> You bet. |
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<Evil_Burt> and your monkey would be draggin me to you also?. |
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<Evil_Burt> would the monkey be opening beer for the women too? |
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<k-TROUT> No, because you're of the male persuasion. |
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<Evil_Burt> fair enough |
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<k-TROUT> If the woman would like a beer, the monkey would open it and give it to her. |
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<k-TROUT> I'd have a smart monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> ooo |
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<Evil_Burt> a talking one? |
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<k-TROUT> Monkey's don't talk. |
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<Evil_Burt> ... |
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<Evil_Burt> sorry |
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<Evil_Burt> my mistake |
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<k-TROUT> No..that's okay. |
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<k-TROUT> It's probably important that you know that. |
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<Evil_Burt> so how does the monkey ask the female if she wants beer? |
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* Isomer stares at this conversation. |
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<k-TROUT> I would tell the monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok |
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* Isomer watches as k-TROUT programs a monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> so the monkey understands english? |
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<k-TROUT> A real monkey. |
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<k-TROUT> Maybe not english, but my tone of voice. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok.. |
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<Evil_Burt> not anything along the lines of telepathy or anything? |
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* Isomer watches as k-TROUT teaches a monkey by programming it. (teaching <-> programming, same thing) |
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<k-TROUT> Oh..heavens no. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok |
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<Evil_Burt> so, where would the monkey sleep? |
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<k-TROUT> Not in my room! |
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<Evil_Burt> why not? |
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<k-TROUT> I think in a box. |
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<Evil_Burt> a small box or a big box? |
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<k-TROUT> I'd probably be sick of the monkey at the end of the day. |
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<k-TROUT> a medium box. |
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<Evil_Burt> what if you wanted a beer? |
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<Evil_Burt> and this box wouldn't be in YOUR room... |
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<k-TROUT> I'd call the monkey. |
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<k-TROUT> I can call it pretty loud. |
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<Evil_Burt> so it can get out of the box then? |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> and open doors? |
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<k-TROUT> Of course. |
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<Evil_Burt> so whats to stop it escaping? |
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<k-TROUT> Monkey's have long limbs. |
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<k-TROUT> It doesn't want to escape. |
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<Evil_Burt> its a happy monkey? |
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<k-TROUT> The monkey gets women and beer. |
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<Evil_Burt> for itself or for you? |
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<k-TROUT> For both of us. |
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<Evil_Burt> what does a monkey want in a women? |
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<Evil_Burt> hairy legs? |
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<k-TROUT> It would be a lonely monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> ..with beer |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<k-TROUT> A stressed monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> would it get drunk? |
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<k-TROUT> I don't believe monkey's get drunk. |
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<Evil_Burt> why not? |
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<k-TROUT> That would be silly. |
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<Evil_Burt> so why does it want beer |
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<k-TROUT> I don't have a use for a drunk monkey. |
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<k-TROUT> Do you drink to get drunk? |
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<Evil_Burt> yes |
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<k-TROUT> Oh. |
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<k-TROUT> Well, my monkey and I don't. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok |
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<k-TROUT> We apreciate pale-ale's the most. |
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<Isomer> k-TROUT: evil_burt also beats ppl to a pulp with a large stick. |
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<Isomer> one minute they are standing, the next they are a pulp and the sticks covered in blood. |
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<k-TROUT> That's fine...as long as he doesn't htit my monkey. |
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<Isomer> never mess with an evil even if he only has a pen. |
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<Evil_Burt> I already stated I wouldn't hit the mokey |
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<k-TROUT> I think..my monkey would like a skateboard too. |
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<Evil_Burt> a skatey monkey? |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> how does that help? |
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<k-TROUT> He'd be faster. |
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<Evil_Burt> can you buy skatey clothes at gaps? |
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<k-TROUT> Oh I'm sure. |
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<Evil_Burt> so, this monkey rockets past, but has to walk slowely back with women |
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<k-TROUT> well, he can skate slowly too. |
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<Evil_Burt> while leading chicks to you? |
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<k-TROUT> I'd put ABEC 1 bearings in. |
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<k-TROUT> Exactly. |
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<Evil_Burt> what about stairs? |
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<k-TROUT> He can carry his skateboard. |
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<Evil_Burt> ok |
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<Evil_Burt> what would the monkey eat? |
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<k-TROUT> Probably cat food. |
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<Evil_Burt> ..cat food... |
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<Evil_Burt> do you honestly think a monkey would be happy with cat food? |
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<k-TROUT> Whitefish cat good. |
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<Evil_Burt> what would the cat eat? |
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<k-TROUT> food. |
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<k-TROUT> I won't have a cat. |
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<Evil_Burt> do you have a cat at the moment? |
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*** TrogMan (fun@galaxy23.contact.net.nz) has joined #coders |
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<k-TROUT> Yes. |
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<Evil_Burt> what would you do with it? |
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<k-TROUT> I'll leave it with my parents. |
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<Isomer> feed it to the monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> Isomer: thats sick |
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<Evil_Burt> ..but take the food... |
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<k-TROUT> I can buy more food. |
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<Evil_Burt> that costs money |
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<Evil_Burt> I guess thats ok though |
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<Isomer> Evil_Burt: he can make money getting his monkey to do tricks. |
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<k-TROUT> Yes. |
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<k-TROUT> I make a decent amount. |
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<Evil_Burt> would you consider getting more than one monkey? |
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<k-TROUT> No..probably not. |
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<Evil_Burt> why not? |
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<k-TROUT> I want my monkey to be obediant to me. |
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* Evil_Burt is considering getting a horde of battle monkeys |
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<Isomer> Evil_Burt: rofl. |
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<Evil_Burt> and to open beer for you... |
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<Evil_Burt> and itself |
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<Evil_Burt> and for chicks |
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* Isomer has imagry of lots of battle monkeys beeting up beer cans. |
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<Evil_Burt> Isomer: ;) |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> which it brings back to you |
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<Evil_Burt> leading them on a skateboard |
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<Evil_Burt> by the hand |
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<k-TROUT> yes |
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<Evil_Burt> and later eats catfood |
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<Evil_Burt> and sleeps in a box |
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<Evil_Burt> meduim sized |
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<k-TROUT> a cardboard box. |
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<k-TROUT> not a fancy one. |
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<Evil_Burt> and gets out of the box and brings you beer if you call for it |
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<k-TROUT> right |
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<Evil_Burt> a cardboard box |
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<Evil_Burt> not in YOUR room.. |
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<Evil_Burt> but close enough for you to call to it |
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<k-TROUT> right |
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<Evil_Burt> and it can open doors |
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<k-TROUT> yes |
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<Evil_Burt> but it wont escape, cause its happy |
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<Evil_Burt> lonely, but happy |
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<k-TROUT> Right. |
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<Evil_Burt> with its skatey clothes from gaps |
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<k-TROUT> yes |
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<Evil_Burt> sounds like you've got it all planned |
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<k-TROUT> Yep. |
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<Evil_Burt> I wish you luck then |
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<k-TROUT> I just need to find a monkey. |
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<Evil_Burt> I suggest a pet store |
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<Evil_Burt> or a rainforest |
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<Evil_Burt> whichever is closest |
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<Evil_Burt> a rainforest would be cheaper |
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<k-TROUT> Okay. |
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<TrogMan> monkey business |
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<Evil_Burt> hey TrogMan |
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<Evil_Burt> wanna help me train an army of battle monkeys? |
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<Evil_Burt> we can give them little spears or something |
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* TrogMan gives the monkeys m-16's |
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<Evil_Burt> that could work better |
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<TrogMan> :) |
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<Evil_Burt> we then need to ship them to america to hunt down a skatey beer opening chick leading monkey that lives in a box and eats catfood - and kill it >:) |
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<TrogMan> heheh |
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<TrogMan> nah just get them to get on the net and hack into the us nuclear weapons satellite deployal system |
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<Evil_Burt> hmm |
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<Evil_Burt> that could work |
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<Evil_Burt> but it's not as fun |
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<TrogMan> no |
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<Evil_Burt> no as in you agree, or no as in you dont agree? |
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<k-TROUT> well |
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<k-TROUT> since I have to be to work in 2 hours, i'm going to get some sleep. |
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<TrogMan> bye |
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<TrogMan> sayonarra |
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<TrogMan> ciao |
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<TrogMan> ta ta |
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<TrogMan> have a good day at work... |
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<TrogMan> have some sleep |
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<TrogMan> dream of machine gun weirlding monkeys blowing your house to pieces |
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<Evil_Burt> either that or a nuclear bomb hitting your house |
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<Evil_Burt> (aimed by battle monkeys) |
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